Michael Phelps, an eight-time gold medalist swimmer, was recently pictured engaging in certain illegal activities in a British magazine (i.e. smoking weed out of a bong). Phelps was apparently sold out by someone close to him, because, for those of you who have seen the picture, it was taken from about a foot away.
Phelps had taken some time off after practicing and competing in swimming for essentially his whole life. Apparently he really want to cut off some steam and just rip the bong, but in today’s world a celebrity is unable to do much in private. If a picture was placed in the news of every 23-year-old smoking some ganja, then there would be a public apology about every twelve seconds.
On the bright side, Phelps was pictured with a ROOR bong. Maybe this high quality bong-making company will sponsor him. Keep your eyes open for the next Michael Phelps commercial: “Do you want to be an Olympic Gold Medalist? Join me and many other Olympic athletes and use ROOR! It’s the best around!” Hey, you never know.
B Fish my man! Honestly Phelps is the fucking man why are so many people hating on him just because he does what every other normal kid does. He just completed the most intense and outrageous feat in sports history winning 8 golds. Now all these losers are complaining that he is not being a good role model, fuck that, he is being a real person. Hopefully all these conservatives will put a sock in their mouths once OBAMA legalizes the best plant supplement in the world. Who needs sterioids (A-Fraud) when Phelps is doing just fine with the Mary J.
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