The Tit was found dead on Saturday night at approximately 3:30 am. It was found next to Daasef's desk, smashed to pieces. Cause of death: unknown. Who could have committed this heinous crime? Only time will tell.
There are no leads or suspects currently, but if you have any information please notify the members of PH-05 immediately. A reward will be presented to those who have legitimate evidence.
A funeral procession will occur once Sidney, one of The Tit's sons, returns from the European continent.
The Tit is succeeded by 5 sons.
R.I.P. 3/1/09
Never Forget
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
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